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In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay

Bonsoir, je te laisse profiter de ta performance incroyable : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZwytFTfHXY

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MATCHING PEEPEE??????????????

matching pp uwu ????

"FEMALES" DON'T EXIST!!!!!!😱😱

A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the 🤮GOVERNMENT🤮 to enslave men!!!!😱😱😱😱😱

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So be 😰😰CAREFUL😰😰 around someone who claims to be a 😡😡"FEMALE"😡😡 because they might be a 😱SPY😱 sent by the 🤮GOVERNMENT 🤮 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

If you 😡DONT😡 farward this to 20 👨‍🦱people🧒 😨LITTLE TOMMY😱 will crawl out of your sink and eat Your eyeballs 👁️👁️

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What if I... put my Minecraft bed... 😳 next to yours... 😳 aha ha, just kidding.. 😂 unless.. ? 😳

Looking for a shy introverted egirl with social anxiety who doesnt wear makeup to edate ill give u the attention that your emotionally distant father never gave u Im done dating girls who hate their dads too many close calls im looking for that "dad spent my whole childhood watching tv with a beer in hand while i ate microwave dinners and spent way too much time unsupervised on the internet" kinda thing u know hmu im 5'9

There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊

Il se casse les couilles jour après jour

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Let me in baguette

Pisse-froid

I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.

Billie Eilish is so attractive that she turned me LESBIAN everytime I listen to her AMAZING music I literally become GAY because of her beautiful face and voice now you see I had depression since my daddy ABUSED ME I KINDLY asked him for a new makeup pallet like the one ANTONIO GARZIA had BUT HE SAID mOnEy iS tIgHt F***UCK YOU DADDDD and then at school the next day Emma (Love you sisterrrrrr) showed me a NEW cool singer called BILLIE EILISH and she cured my depression IMMEDIATELY now I am DIFFERENT to other girls because I am INDEPENDENT and I HAT boys.

how dare u

not even cursed

thx m8

i love sex with this man

always here when i need some good old chicken

Cry more , you're just real bad at CS puss

-REP

This chicken is so raw that a skilled vet could revive it

no pls

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN U!
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IN THE HOOD YALL

ok noraj de mon pelltage

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WESH ALORS? TU SORS PAS LE CROSS VOLE?

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Rt si twa ossi kan tu rantre ché twa ton daron t'enphonsse 1 tournevisse dent ton urètre ... Ah non tes parents sont mort ... PD d'orphelin !

Puain de rosbif de merde j'espere que tu attrapera le cancer du sida en buvant ton thé de faible avec ton lait de lache, t'es qu'une grosse rageuse qui passe sa journée a glander en mangeant des Doritos et boire de la Montain Dew comme un pro Quickscoperz MLG mais en vrai t'es qu'une grosse victime de la vie.... mais je t'aime espece de chien armenien et j'espere qu'il y aura moyen entre nous

kalm twa stp

on baise ?

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