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Recent reviews by Joltzson

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80.1 hrs on record
has been a legendary throwback title my friends and I have been playing for almost a decade
Posted 21 December, 2024.
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8.7 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
hell yea simulator
Posted 17 October, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
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134.4 hrs on record (121.1 hrs at review time)
Cities: Skylines II has gone from a clunky mess to a smooth operator, and let me tell you, it’s like watching a toddler grow into a fully functioning adult. Remember the awkward phase when it first came out? Yeah, me too. But now? It’s strutting its stuff like it’s on the catwalk.

I’ve been playing this game on and off since it dropped, and it’s like watching your favorite sitcom character finally get their life together. The graphics are so crisp you could slice bread with them, and the gameplay is smoother than a buttered bald head. The developers must have downed a few gallons of coffee because they’ve ironed out those wrinkles and then some.

They took all our complaints, probably wrote them on a giant whiteboard, and then annihilated them one by one like they were playing Whack-a-Mole. If you’ve been on the fence about diving back into this city-building bonanza, now’s the time. It’s never been better, and trust me, your virtual citizens will thank you for it.
Posted 25 July, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
real fun on the steam deck
Posted 9 June, 2024.
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14.0 hrs on record (9.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
too funny playing with friends
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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76.0 hrs on record (65.4 hrs at review time)
space skyrim
Posted 15 September, 2023.
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104.2 hrs on record (52.7 hrs at review time)
This game consumed me in the best way possible
Posted 21 January, 2022.
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63.1 hrs on record (17.7 hrs at review time)
A great alternative for when Star Citizen ♥♥♥♥♥ itself
Posted 11 September, 2021.
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43.2 hrs on record (27.6 hrs at review time)
my gf is obsessed with this game
Posted 12 February, 2021.
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15.3 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
makes me look like a psychopath
Posted 24 January, 2021.
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