Recent reviews by JohnnyLunchbox

i am now a pachinko addict

DirectX Error

DirectX function "GetDeviceRemoveReason" failed with DXGI_ERROR_DEVICE_HUNG ("The GPU will not respond to more commands").

worst optimization since MH Wilds, unplayable

i really really tried to like this game but at the end of the day, what stays and whats "original" to the game is the oversexualized female characters. everything that seems good was taken (not inspired) by other successful gaming titles like the Nier, Souls Series, Death Stranding, Sekiro and some more. The game does not let you skip cutscenes and thats because they are trying to stretch the game out. Every aspect of the game is like that actually, lots of filler missions and deliberately slowed down mechanics, not a lot of content in general and they stretched that out to the absolut maximum, also the best outfits you get in NG++.

Combat is pretty fun and feels satisfying especially in the beginning but you realize really fast that the game has to be played the way the devs wanted and every other way is forbidden. its something thats seperates good games from bad games imo.

This game is worth 20 bucks, plus 5 for each DLC, dont buy for more.

funny slot machine not funny no more :(

1 year later, still doesnt run, frequent crashes, abyssmal frame drops.

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Demons Souls, Dark Souls, Dark Souls 2, Dark Souls 3, Bloodborne, Sekiro, Elden Ring, Armored Core VI.

FromSoftware maintains their superb reputation by continuously releasing fun, original, challenging and polished products, collecting reward after reward.

FromSoftware is untouchable and the most renowned video game developer by 2024.

Great but you need to be on the spectrum to enjoy it

Titanfall 2's retarded little brother