Recent reviews by John_Mayham

The phantom, exterior like fish eggs
interior like suicide wrist-rags
I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed
cheat on your man homi- AGHHH It's trying to sneak through the door man!
Can't make it, can't make it, the ♥♥♥♥'s stuck!
Outta my way son!
DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!
Please! I beg you! I'm dead! You're a g-g-genuine ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!