John Helldiver
 
 
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shit deadlock player 5.9. klo 11.31 
They👥 shall be 🐝 my finest warriors⚔️ , these men 👨🏼‍🦲 who give themselves to me😳 . Like clay🗿 I shall mould them and in the furnace🔥 of war forge them🥵 . They will be of iron⚙️ will and steely muscle🦾 . In great armour🦿 shall I clad them🛠️ and with the mightiest guns🔫 will they be armed👮🏽 . They will be untouched🚫 👈🏽 by plague or disease🤮 , no sicknes💀 s will blight them. 😫 They will have tactics🌍 , strategies and machines🚓 such that no foe👶🏿 can best them in battle💅🏿 . They are my bulwark 🗿 against the Terror😱 . They are the Defenders 🛡️ of Humanity.👩🏼‍🦳 👩‍🦰 👨🏿 They are my Space Marines⚓ and they shall know no fear.🤓
shit deadlock player 18.2. klo 11.47 
Hello am 48 year old man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “hell diver too” and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Super Citizen. pls no copy pasterino my story..
shit deadlock player 17.2. klo 14.15 
Its absence leaves a void in my spirit, a yearning for adventure unfulfilled. Yet, even in the depths of despair, the flames of passion for gaming burn fiercely within me, driving me to persevere, to cling to the hope that one day soon, I shall reclaim my rightful place among the ranks of HellDivers, where my spirit soars free amidst the pixels and polygons of virtual conquest.
shit deadlock player 17.2. klo 14.15 
As a Nigerian prince, every ounce of my being resonates with an insatiable hunger for the immersive world of HellDivers 2, a game that transcends mere pixels and code to become a sanctuary for my weary soul. Oh, the depths of frustration I plummet to when confronted with the harsh reality that my last $40, graciously bestowed upon me by an elderly grandmother whom I deceived into providing to me, now stands as a barrier between me and my cherished digital haven. With each passing moment, my heart aches with the longing to once again wield the virtual weapons, to stand shoulder to shoulder with comrades-in-arms, battling through the chaos and adversity that only the digital realm can provide. HellDivers 2 is not merely a game; it is a lifeline, a beacon of hope in a world fraught with uncertainty and hardship.
liya! 4.1. klo 16.54 
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shit deadlock player 11.11.2023 klo 10.53 
Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. And furthermore, thank you for "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)."