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^8|^1Y^2O^3U^4N^5G^8| ^7BBQ 17 Mar, 2017 @ 9:16pm

JOE BRO

imjakethegr8 23 Nov, 2016 @ 6:25pm

>I loved GabeN so much, I had all the Steam games and Valve Store merchandise
>I prayed to Gabe every night before bed, thanking him for the free game weekends and sales
>"GabeN is love" I say, "GabeN is life"
>I lay in bed, and it's really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's GabeN
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "This is my money"
>He reaches into my pants and takes my wallet
>I'm ready
>He starts ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wallet
>His ♥♥♥♥ is a vacuum
>it hurts so much but I do it for Gabe
>I feel my wallet tearing as my CS:GO Inventory fills with skins
>I give him more money
>I want to please Gabe
>He laughs a mighty laugh as he fills my library with games that I will never have the time to play
>My girlfriend walks in
>Gabe looks her straight in the eye and says, "Thanks, and have fun!"
>GabeN leaves through my window
>Gabe is love, Gabe is life

gurglywalrus 27 Nov, 2015 @ 3:58pm

dayz is ♥♥♥♥

gurglywalrus 4 Aug, 2015 @ 6:06pm

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gurglywalrus 6 Apr, 2015 @ 10:59pm

❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦 PERIODS 🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)
❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦 PERIODS 🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)

gurglywalrus 27 Mar, 2015 @ 10:37pm

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gurglywalrus 16 Mar, 2015 @ 8:26pm

Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much ~~

gurglywalrus 27 Feb, 2015 @ 6:19pm

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gurglywalrus 22 Dec, 2014 @ 2:39pm

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gurglywalrus 11 Dec, 2014 @ 11:17pm

Greetings. My name is Patrick Bateman™, and I have contacted you for important matters.

I have taken notice to your post. It is of high quality™, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.

Your post-number is unlike any other that I've ever seen. It is unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strand of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about it.

Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.

I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of quality™ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.

gurglywalrus 11 Dec, 2014 @ 11:12pm

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gurglywalrus 11 Dec, 2014 @ 11:01pm

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