hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

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It's not against any religion to want to dispose of a pigeon.
-- Tom Lehrer, "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"

Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world.
-- The Beach Boys

It hangs down from the chandelier
Nobody knows quite what it does
Its color is odd and its shape is weird
It emits a high-sounding buzz

It grows a couple of feet each day
and wriggles with sort of a twitch
Nobody bugs it 'cause it comes from
a visiting uncle who'

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how far can you squirt??

Still alive or what my old friend!