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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 8:09am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 12:50pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2021 @ 3:16am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2019 @ 4:01am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 10:11am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2019 @ 5:34am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 12:23am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2021 @ 6:21am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 8:06am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 1:06pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2019 @ 5:32am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 5:19am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 12:50pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 7:13am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 5:04am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2019 @ 6:11am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 4:21pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2019 @ 4:01am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 7:12am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2019 @ 9:22am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 10:30am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:06am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 10:39am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2019 @ 8:07am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2019 @ 11:23am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 3:37am

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 8:33am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:15am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2020 @ 1:17am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 6:10am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:00am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 4:43am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:31am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 3:25am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 2:04pm



Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?