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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:54pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:11am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:22am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:37am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:22pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:28pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:05am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:14am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:54am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:56am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:09am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:09am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:09am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 3:50am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:54am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:52am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:11pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:42am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:20am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:54am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:56am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:24pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:36am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:38am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:53am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:12pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:39am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:12pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:41am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:04pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:46am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:48am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:43pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:58am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:54am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:01am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:02am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:01am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:13am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:07am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:09am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:39am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:15pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 2:33am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 8:17pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:52am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:55am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:39pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:02am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 4:15pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 2:13pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:06pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:22am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:55am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 10:36am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:13am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:34am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:48am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:43pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:52am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:27am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:02pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:48am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:35am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:30pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:16am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:05pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:14am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:01am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:59am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:08am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:16am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 7:39am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:22am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:23am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:10am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:27am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:27am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:49pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:00pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:50pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:54pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:55pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:57pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:34am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:32am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:14am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:02am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:21am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:12pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:37am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:01pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:47am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:48am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:44pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:45pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:05pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:09am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:18pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:18pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:14pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:55am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:58pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:26pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 2:00am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 3:44pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:16pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:42am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:37am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:08pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:53am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:13pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:50am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:16pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:16am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:50am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:08pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:47am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:42am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:49am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:53am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:55pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 5:19pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:35pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:33pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 2:12am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 2:33am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:08am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:08am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:14am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:18am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:15am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:17am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:21am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:42am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:09am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:46am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:51am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:13am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:15pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:32am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:46am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:26am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:03pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:47am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:05pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:20pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:38pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:15am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:24am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:43am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:44am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:53am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:55pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:11pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:30am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:13pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:20am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:48am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:23am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:38am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:21am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:30pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:29pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:42am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:01pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:25am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:37am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:55pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:56am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:10am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:22am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:49am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:19pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:18pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:15am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:55am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:52am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:03pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:14am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:14am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:45pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:45pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:05pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:05pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:20pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:38pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:15am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:24am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:34am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:19am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:11pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 2:46pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:03am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 6:09am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:00am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:15am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:00pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 5:19pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:17pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:03am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:13am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:39am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:08pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:58pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:05pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:46am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:20pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:16am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:16am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:42am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:44am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:05am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:00am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:00am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:02am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:18am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:39am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:20am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:19am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:48am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:39am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:15am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:59am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:51am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:07am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:47am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:52am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:49am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:54am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:44am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:29pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 18 May @ 3:49pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:29am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 4:04pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:23am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:30pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:28am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:05pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:05pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:44am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:45am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:16am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:02pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:01am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:56am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:28pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:45pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:16am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:16am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:58pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:05pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:46am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:20pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:16am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:16am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:42am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:45am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:05am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:00am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:00am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:02am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:56am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:24am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:41am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:05am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:53am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:00am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:02am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:02am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:50am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:50am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:04am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:14am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:07am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:09am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:18am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:59am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:19am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:49am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:01am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:45am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:52am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:52am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:05am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:31am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 1:03pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 4:51pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 1:05pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:34am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:34am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:30am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:26am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:41pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:00am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:04am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:06am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:59pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:24am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:53am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:42pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:30am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 6:05am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:00am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:00am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:24am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:41am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:05am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:53am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:00am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:02am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:02am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:04am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:57am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:57am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:07am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:07am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:37pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:37am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:43am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:28am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:46am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:46am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:05am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:05am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:46am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:04am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:05pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:05pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:02pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:05am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:57am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:35am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:04pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:02am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:30pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:23pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:30pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:01pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:00am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:14am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:14am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:00am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:00am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:04am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:57am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:26am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:27am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:27pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:03pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:07am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:36am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:39am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:39am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:17pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 9:08am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:26am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:58am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:11pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 3:52am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 5:14pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 7:39am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 7:39am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 4:52am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:32am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 7:40am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 12:48pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:48am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 11:50pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:01pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:59pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:05pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:31am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 2:42pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 4:42pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:58am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:55am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:00am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:02am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:02am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:50am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:50am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:04am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:07am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:04am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:52am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:13pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:18pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:27am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:27am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:27am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:27am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:25pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 7:40am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:04pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:02am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:02am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:49am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:57am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:57am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:07am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 12:57pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:37pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:13pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:18pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:27am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:53am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:00am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:40pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:30am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:06am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:07am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:17pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:24am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:24am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:15am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:46am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:36pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:36pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:26am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:47am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 3:01pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:59pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:42pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:18pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:06am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:46am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:00am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:18pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:17am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:14am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:57am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:49pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 10:15am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 11:48pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:54am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 9:52am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 12:45pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:54pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 4:58am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:09am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:29pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:46am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:05pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:46am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:13am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:48am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:46am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:56am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:19pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:19pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:23am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:09pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 1:20pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 11:50pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:16am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:15am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:07am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:01am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:07am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:55am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:52am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:08pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:18pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:29am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:28am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:28am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:53am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:47am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:20am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:31pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:31am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:31am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 8:05am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 7:48pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:55pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 2:30pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 2:14pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:55am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:07am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:38pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:09pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 7:08am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 9:25am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:58am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:12pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 7:52pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:59am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:40pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:40am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:03pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:17am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:46am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:09pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 2:33am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:16am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:59am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:56am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:15am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:23am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:53am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:42pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:30am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 11:50pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:32pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:59am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:58pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:57am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:07am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:01pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:37pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:08pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:18pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 6:13am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:31am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:55am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:07pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:30am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:30am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 8:11am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:05pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 11:50pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:40am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:44am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:12am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 1:33am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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