Recent reviews by Simon Yorke

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A GAME ONTO MY PC. ITS CARK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, LUCY. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I CARK DOWN SOME PHAROS BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP CARKING TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE ARK PROJECT. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE PARTY COMPS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING