Calsqueezy
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Easy Peasy Lemon CalSqueezy

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最近動態
總時數 76 小時
最後執行於 2023 年 3 月 11 日
總時數 46 小時
最後執行於 2023 年 3 月 11 日
總時數 0 小時
最後執行於 2021 年 1 月 24 日
76561199536330584 2024 年 4 月 25 日 下午 1:14 
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M_O_N_K_E 2018 年 6 月 19 日 下午 6:01 
After a good game in pubg, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great pubg moments and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a pubg lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
SShxdow 2017 年 3 月 17 日 下午 3:14 
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ThtGeorge 2017 年 2 月 6 日 上午 10:41 
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Viewbob 2016 年 9 月 2 日 下午 4:43 
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Za'atar 2016 年 7 月 1 日 下午 3:12 
RIP Harambe never forget , Brexit was created by the government to distract people from what happened. Don't let them trick you, remember Harambe 2016 #BlackLivesMatter