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Where do I start? This ♥♥♥♥♥, this ♥♥♥♥♥ right here decided to slip me some narcotics (I think it was pots; he's always injecting pots into his ♥♥♥♥) and had his way with me. Thank the Lord almighty his ♥♥♥♥ was only 3 inches, or else it would have hurt. Don't trust a single word that comes from his mouth (which has seen billions upon billions of different men's sperm).

He did buy me a burrito once though, so he has that going for him (It was only a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 7/11 burrito though).

♥♥♥♥♥, I'm outside with some ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Open up.