So I'm a girl and it's November what do I do. Am I supposed to do it like the boys and not cummies for a whole month? Or perhaps I participate by making it harder on men by being sluttier than usual. Like just absolutely ball busting d!ck squirtingly slutty, drop dead drop pu$$y on the floor and pick it up and stick my gyaat out? Yknow to make it fun. Do I do both, especially because of something I didn't say at first

I have a penis, so do I gotta act slutty whole not letting it make me bust? Maybe I get the girly with the cocktail, dickie Vickie and we both try to arouse the other while not letting a single drop spit? That'll probably result in us frotting hot frosting all over each other and failing. This is really important because I'm already hard like an ox and I desire cummies but will abstain if it's illegal, I don't wanna get executed by the coom cops.

What do I do?

let's unite as teammates

god

-rep is a butt

I did 15 minutes of butthole sunning yesterday and feel supercharged for my week. I didn’t even need coffee this morning, I woke up bright and early with the sunrise ready for my day. Don’t take my word for it, just try it yourself so you can receive and feel the benificial power of the sun through your anus.

Remember to start your week by charging you anus with the power of the sun. Your anus is considered the “Fourth Eye” and it’s directly connected to your “Third Eye” and pineal gland. Absorbing sunlight through your anus is a great way to recharge your whole system. For many people in the world their anus is the seat of their consciousness and their consciousness needs brightening, what better way to brighten your mood by getting light to the darkest area of your body; if more people received nourishing light particles through their anus I believe there would be far less ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the world. 😭

Recently, I’ve been wondering if I might be a gay. It all started a week ago. I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, when all of a sudden, a big s hit turd comes out of my a ss. It was huge. Big big. It’s so f ucking big, I gotta look down into the toilet to check for blood. No blood, but the turd is f ucking massive. I notice something strange about it. The end of the turd, sticking out of the water, looks like a d ick head. A p enis head. Needless to say, I was concerned. How could this be? I picked it up from the water, and put it back up my a ss. To my surprise, it felt good. I then s hit it back into the water. Splash. I then repeated this a few more times, moaning out “Oscar Winning actor Anthony Hopkins” each time. I am not sure if I am now gay. My boyfriend says it’s completely normal, but he’s gay, so I can’t trust him.