A welcome addition to my Steam library, Groomer hits every mark! From cutting hair, to cleaning ears, this game has it all. You can even cut the nails of the dog, so when it runs on its hind legs to join you in the shower stall, it can only swear at you in a Scottish accent! God only knows what a being as powerful as one of those dogs could do with claws like that! I dread leaving my office after ordering grooming supplies, because after I vanquish one demon from the flat valley hell-scape of Groomer, another more fierce demon replaces it. I'm just saying, the sprint feature is sometimes the only thing that makes me feel okay anymore, knowing I have the slightest chance to evade those hell hounds before... But I digress! Haha what a wonderful game for the people worthy of the protection from a higher power in their lives! You're gonna need it!







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