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A welcome addition to my Steam library, Groomer hits every mark! From cutting hair, to cleaning ears, this game has it all. You can even cut the nails of the dog, so when it runs on its hind legs to join you in the shower stall, it can only swear at you in a Scottish accent! God only knows what a being as powerful as one of those dogs could do with claws like that! I dread leaving my office after ordering grooming supplies, because after I vanquish one demon from the flat valley hell-scape of Groomer, another more fierce demon replaces it. I'm just saying, the sprint feature is sometimes the only thing that makes me feel okay anymore, knowing I have the slightest chance to evade those hell hounds before... But I digress! Haha what a wonderful game for the people worthy of the protection from a higher power in their lives! You're gonna need it!







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I really like this game. :) I can't stop playing it and it is very engaging and I can't keep my eyes off it. The story made me cry. The store made me cry. The sight made me cry. I am currently crying. I have been shook to my core. I am shivering. Why is it so cold? Ah but this game is but a warm hand on my shoulder.

I mean, it's alright. Not bad I suppose. I don't get it anyway.

10/10 Would lag again.

Very fun and addicting, but very glitchy which is very irritating. Currently I am having a problem where whenever i spawn in on my regular character, i spawn in the water by the Berezino docks, slowly floating down, unable to turn, with a broken leg, no gear, and then i die, and i can respawn. Whenever i rejoin on another or the same server it starts over again. There needs to be an option to reset a character, because i have seen a few other people saying this too. If my profile could be reset, that would be great. But overall still a fun game.

I got this game and was very excited, waited for an hour to download. It will not even start the game because it wants you to verify your R* account, which it even says you dont need it to play offline. When you select ok, it just closes the launcher. I hope it gets fixed but for now it deserves a negative review.

I don't think I have to explain why to get this.