Recent reviews by _Jeppe_

ahhhhh CSGO...
Nothing better than booting up csgo, start a MM and queue up with 3 russians and a polish teammate.
First of all you get to learn fluently russian! WIthout taking a single lesson AND while playing a game you like!
Second of all you learn to ignore, when you are getting smeared with phrases like: "you stupid ♥♥♥♥, yellow! Why push you idiot" and "i ♥♥♥♥ you rmother" and "suck my ♥♥♥♥, kill your self." Very useful and something that you can use in real life :)

IF you ever find yourself in a game, where your opponents suddenly starts looking at the ground while spinning and onetapping your whole team with ssg, you shouldn't care too much. THat's just an average CSGO game. Deal with it and prepare mentally for the next cheater you'll face eventually. :)

also when you finished the game and lost your 15th game in a row 16-1, you are now very much looking forward to start one more game, hoping you'll come across a normal team. How addictive!

Warning: Always turn down the volume, because you'll never know when a 8 year old russian kid will scream "CYKA BLYAT IDI NAHUY" and litterally blast your eardrums to the sky

Also if you find CSGO very enjoyable, you should sell your car, wife and house in order to invest in some skins and knifes, to make your game look better

a last advice for me to you is, if your teammate ever ask for an "AWUPE" you HAVE to drop it too him, if you want to stay alive.

CSGO really is a lovely game