Recent reviews by Jelglu

Well, I don't know where to start. I enter the game and I am greeted with multiple hate images and abusive logos such as the NAZI SWASTIKA, AN IMAGE OF 9/11 AND THE DEATH OF MARTIN LUTHER KING. The game also asked me what ethnicity I was and when I selected Jewish it asked me to purchase the jew starter kit for 20 dollars??? I was outraged so I selected white and I got off scott free!! I am absolutely appauled by the customer service I rang their office and I was called a big selfdeprecated ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jew, which absolutley shocked me. The guy on the mic sounded around 12 which was also a shock.

OVERALL ♥♥♥♥ THIS PAY TO WIN PEICE OF ♥♥♥♥

Firstly I was browsing the ingame store looking for a good action stealth game and this game was presented to me. I thought 'okay!' let's try this out. The first mission was shocking I was greeted with an absurdly racial van with multiple swastikas and hate speach written all over it. To me this foul language was shocking as I come from a very christian family and we do not permit curse words. I decided to put it aside and carry on, then all of a sudden I was presented with a clip of the MH370 flight crashing into sandy hook. I was outraged that this game was even let on steam let alone the dark frickers who created this even made this decision to add this into the game. The bold chap who you play mentions a lot of connections to al qaeda and he also mentions that he has the cure to cancer but he, quote on quote, "i'll yeet this away from any of my patients" which I thought was disgraceful. Overall I havn't played the game but it looks pretty rad.

pretty neat game

I purchased this game under the influence of "dank weed" thinking it would involve dogs and sleeping. This was not the case. I'd like to say that it was a pleasant surprise to be greeted with a strange Chinese man mercilessly beating someone to death in the opening cut scene. But to be honest I was "high as a kite" and didn't realize what was going on. 420/china wud blaze a sony xbox again

Before we start this review I'd like to say that having FTL in the title mislead me into this purchase. (I thought that this game would involve the famous internet meme "For the Loss".)

The game involve's "space stations".. What is this? Some sort of fantasy book. For one having this is completely irrelevant to the games main purpose. The game has worse controls than Crazy Taxi for the PS1. "Use the mouse to move" what is this some sort of 1990 Pong game.
For me this game was totally worth 49 pence.

PS. I think the game developers are racist

The game is completely unrealistic, as it contains poorly illustrated graphics hinting that Adam Sandler was connected to the disappearance of the popular flight MH370. The game allows you to purchase micro transactions, which I found very inappropriate under the current circumstances, such as a replica of the twin towers to attach to your gun. Not only does it contain these controversial items, the game also has multiple racist images around the map plastered onto walls. This is a problem that occurs to me on all the servers, even the community ones, as every server I go on I am greeted with some sort of pony holding a swastika up. Overall great purchase.

Pretty neat game got the referal from my good mate jocobo. Don't know where he found it but, don't really care to be honest. Nifty little game.

friend bought it me for, all round not bad game if you don't mind being racially targeted. the game taunts racial propaganda throughout and harasses the culture in which my family came from. all though in a cartoony way the game is a good fun and enjoyable game if you exclude the hate crime it persists from start to end.

this game is iron man 3 in a nutshell, pretty much reskinned dovakhin from the popular mmorpg first person racing game skrimrim. he got some black shades and u get a gun but dumb in the way of all genres u no dog. 10/10 would play maybe in a couple of years when i get bored of good games.!!

misleading title - if you are looking for a subway simulator do not buy!