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103.5 hrs on record (23.8 hrs at review time)
Minecraft for men.
Posted 12 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
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24.2 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time)
This game hates me.
Posted 30 March, 2020.
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107.5 hrs on record (43.4 hrs at review time)
palico
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
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105.0 hrs on record (68.8 hrs at review time)
it's just a rip-off of SAO

but better.
Posted 6 November, 2017. Last edited 23 November, 2017.
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4,545.1 hrs on record (2,533.4 hrs at review time)
This game is saltier than my salt
Posted 24 November, 2016. Last edited 28 August, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
21.1 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
It's god eater. what else to find?
Posted 29 August, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
825.9 hrs on record (24.1 hrs at review time)
=SPOILER=
I didn't read any info before playing this game so as I started the game and looked at the character creation menu "neat! races!" found the floran race and thought "ohh a plant! gotta pick this, make it female and theeen the name.. hmm.. since plants have vines... aha! Female Tentacle!" so I went and proceeded with a female floran named Female Tentacle. Started the game I was sleeping and found out it was my graduation day! I was so happy because at least in the game I can graduate! Finally! As I went to the stage so this, human was it, started to speak about protectors and stuff and then suddenly everything went horrible! Tentacles started to rip the world apart! I DON'T KNOW THE REASON BUT HELL I THINK THEY'RE AFTER ME JUST BECAUSE I'M A FEMALE TENTACLE FOR ♥♥♥♥'S SAKE THESE HORNY BASTARDS RUINED MY GRADUATION DAY!! I managed to survive getting materials doing quests and TIME TO TIME THESE DAMN HORNY TENTACLES ARE APPEARING FROM WHERE I AM GAD AM I REALLY THAT ATTRACTIVE THAT THESE TENTACLES WON'T STOP PESTERING ME?! ISN'T RUINING MY GRADUATION DAY ENOUGH FOR YOU HORNY ♥♥♥♥♥?! So I decided to settle in the planet where I drifted to right after the chaos from my graduation day. Built a nice house, made a farm. Sell my products in the mart, buy stuffs and improve my base. I will never set foot outside of this planet ever again. Damn those horny tentacles.

tl;dr - Horny tentacles ruined the graduation of my character named Female Tentacle

10/10 would be a female tentacle again.
Posted 30 July, 2016. Last edited 30 July, 2016.
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0.6 hrs on record
Woke up and still sleepy
checked steam store
saw a free game
decided to try it
as soon as i started it asked me if i want to enable 18+ content
eyes opened slightly
few minutes later
i am fully awake now

69/10 would use a lesbian sex to make me fully awake again
Posted 9 November, 2015.
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57.9 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
Tales series, no reason not to get.
Posted 23 October, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.0 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
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Posted 31 July, 2015.
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