Recent reviews by Jeesus Chrust

Absolutely amazing game, one of the most brutal games I've played in a long time. I understand that this game is old but I played it on the xbox 360 when it was still fresh and completed it in one day. On the PC I have been experiancing some bugs where it disables me to move but a few seconds of button spamming gets me through it, such as when you play as the darkling and you're in the vents there were edges I couldent walk over and had to try and jump over. overall I'll give it 7/10

Gives me a speedy boner.

Tried to do a backflip in a helicopter, didn't press Z whilst upside down... I died.

99/11

I threw a tennis ball at a cannibal, it flew into space... 10/10

Spent 24 hours getting a gun and lots of food, this morning my character got reset... 10/10

I r8 8/8 m8 pls no h8, use xbox 360 controller or go pro.

I love this games rpg and tower defense mode. - 9/11 The Sun

So much simulation it gave me wood in real life... - 10/10 Inside gaming

You can secretly circumsize your noob friends. 10/10 - IGN

You can make a car out of a black man.