only if u werent soo far away i would .....

creampied this man, it was so tight. i am hard while writing this. omg you are so unreal!

Creamy little man

They tried to circumcise me, but my foreskin only got stronger again. Since then, I have been circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I'm in danger, I put it on my body as an outer layer. It is completely bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof and extremely lightweight. I have planes to sell it as a very rare and very resistant material and earn millions. Bridges will be made with foreskin beams and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will live in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am the foreskin man.

🎊Happy 4/20 🔥 🍁 🔥 Today is a day 📆 of celebration 🎊 😜 🎊 4/20 is the day 📆 that the bonglord 🙏 🍁 🙏 rose from 💀 👻 his grave 👻 💀 and 🙏 graced 🙏 us with 🍁 🍁 🍁 GANJA 🍁 🍁 🍁 Hope u dont get the 🍟 🍕 🍔 🍝 munchies 🍟 🍕 🍔 🍝 too hard 😉 Dont forget to 🙏 thank 🙏 the bonglord and smoke on 🍁 🔥 🚬 send this to 💯 other 😤 trap lords 😤 Or you will find the 👺 ganja gremlin 👺 under your bed 💤 🔫 tonight 🔫
happy 420 my dudes

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