Cow sausage 54682 meow smack and abong the thath you see the wingu

Blimbi flimbo I got trapped inside a casino slots machine when I was six and they only found me because someone pointed out that there was a lot of piss coming from inside a particular slot machine. Even as they opened the machine up and freed me I continued pissing. I didn't stop for four days.

the cheeseburger is staring at me again 20p hotdog?

I can't take my dog for a walk because both of my feet are gay but the rest of me is not and they take me to places I do not want to go such as Swindon

This reminds me of the time my PE teacher ordered all the lads to spit on Dennis

Basildon retort slings a cowboy that drinks wiper fluid -audirmence laughs-