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89.6 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
齐天大圣孙悟空!
Posted 22 August, 2024.
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12,989.6 hrs on record (4,593.8 hrs at review time)
没有这款游戏我现在会在清华
Posted 11 December, 2017. Last edited 12 March, 2018.
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309.1 hrs on record (48.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
我好想你 刘露

2017年8月7日,我看到完美官网上的Ti7线下观战地上有个网咖离我蛮近的,我去了,第一眼看到在前台忙碌的你,我想这个女孩子我要娶回家;很难想象一个二十年没有心动过,没有谈过恋爱的男人竟然凭空多出这个念头。

事情似乎开始一切顺利;要到微信号,开始聊天,开始想要多见见你对你好,你跟我说要回家休息一段日子准备开学了,因为我怕没机会见着你了,所以我很烦,下班了直接进健身房,在做到第十八个深蹲的时候我想不行我得去找你。路上买了点女孩子应该喜欢吃的甜点蛋糕;哪知见到你我就结巴了,紧张的半天说不出句话来,东西一丢去打dota了。

后来呢?后来在一起了,不到一周;这是我这辈子最开心的一段日子,虽短短几天而已。

诸位朋友一定要早恋啊,不要像我一样毫无恋爱经验,不知如何与爱人相处。所以你瞧,上天给了这么好的姑娘给你你都没法好好珍惜;你说你的上一段恋情是初恋,谈了四年,现在想起还很难过;我和你认识不过一个月而已就如此难过,四年,四十八个月,四十八倍难过。对不起,没能好好对你,我祈求上天把你的所有难过与苦难加于我身,让我来受。

很难想象你同我决绝不过一周而已;武汉,宜昌,广州,珠海,光谷,南昌,二号线,杨家湾,汉口站,苏打水,网咖,敦刻尔克,about time,薯片,AD钙奶,甚至还有这个他妈的该死的游戏,因为你给我发过吃鸡视频说虽然没玩过可看起来好搞笑,我说我来带你;因为我又玩了个小号,名字里有你的名字。

操蛋,真他妈的操蛋

liuluismybaby,你走后我没玩过这个游戏了,我怕我会崩溃,我已经崩溃了

我好想你
Posted 20 September, 2017.
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2.6 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
妈的,才知道原先我看球都是嘴炮一个,更崇拜里皮和魔力鸟了啊。。。
Posted 6 June, 2017.
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0.6 hrs on record
笔记本传不动,GG,等我毕业了换电脑再来传火
Posted 5 April, 2017.
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542.4 hrs on record (24.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
开箱 CS,best CS
Posted 11 December, 2016.
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