"Then we remind these turncoat bastards why people still talk about Misery." -Stacy Chruch, Battle of Outreach, 3070

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Patriotism is not about dying for ones country, it's about making the other poor bastard die for his.

Against stupidity, even the gods themselves stuggle in vain.

Common sense is so rare it's practically a super power.

The Best Swordsman does not fear the second best swordsman. He fears the worst Swordsman, because he has no idea what the idiot will do.

America is a melting pot: All the stuff on the bottom burns while the scum floats to the top.

I'd love to see things from your point of view, but i can't fit my head that far up my ass.

Fighting for peace is like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for virginity.

"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion." - Arthur C. Clarke

I set out to do good, but there were too many other options. Now i just aim to misbehave.