Recent reviews by Jark

Incredibly simple and fun with plenty of jank to play with and break the game over your knee. It's also a 'cooking simulator' to boot, though I have to admit that Perfect Random lives in a hellhole country where the concept of a 'baked cheesy potato' or 'mashed potatoes and gravy' do not exist due to them not being able to be mixed.

10/10 otherwise so far!

You can now possess the body of Leon 'The Sex' Kennedy. 10/10 experience.

"HEY! IT'S A GUY!" - Random zombie villager

HH Giger makes me feel like an idiot and psychologically molests me 11 years after his death. 10/10.

Alright Snoy, what did we learn?

Throw BIIIIIG rock! Hit thing HARD! Haha!

It's all good but where's my boy THE CRUSADER UWOOOAAAGH

The bones indeed DO work.

This has no right being as fun or satisfying as it is. But, guess what. It is.

Needed to tell myself “I’m a big boy.” with only 2 crossbow shots left, a grenade, and a lot of shambling horrors between me and the courtyard. Better than just sitting down and giving up! Anyways, first time since alien isolation I’ve experienced genuine fear.

Everyone with a shotgun and a pistol feels like the doomslayer 'till you run out of ammo. Wish the game had some kind of blunt object to become it's staple 'Alien-Killing maintenance tool.'

Amogus