The man Huang,
respect,
Xavier Jordan

+rep A good friend of ma brotha Xavier :).. and an awesome CS GO player.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Hi baby girl. Everything is okay, I promise. I forgive you. It's okay, dont worry about it. Everything is going to be okay. I love you. I love you so much. I love you more than there are... Grains of sand... On every beach... Of every planet... Of every galaxy on the universe. I need you in my life. I need you more than humans need food and water to survive. You mean more to me then... Home depot means to Mr. Lo Dorado. You mean more to me than just anything. You mean more to me than gold and diamonds mean to the greediest burglar. You're just the most beautiful most perfect girl in all the world and I love you so much. I hope you enjoy watching this baby girl. See you at school tomorrow baby girl. I love you. I do, it's true, I love you more than anything else in the world. Bye baby girl. Stay perfect!

Ma n*gga

+Rep he donate me skin when i got scammed

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Such memes, such wow :D #firstcomment