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> Birthday: July 7 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
> Languages: en, es, gl, lb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
> Occupation: Carpenter ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
> Location: New Jersey⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
> Relationship: Single
> Gender: Male
> Sexuality: Heterosexual
> Ethnicity: Spanish & Italian

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"DUBSTEP BURP!" - DocStoat
"John J. Vivian is the civilian from TF2c." - smoking is bad for your health
"'I have a 100 Secret Saxtons' type behavior." - Professor Glaze
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"BREAKING NEWS: JAPHLER KICK A BABY INTO PS2." - zoakgamer9
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"PISS ON THE MOON!" - Pumpkin man
"Hi." - Medineer™
"VIVIAN BELIEVES IN SOCIALISM!" - Jules Archibald
"When is Sex 3 coming out? - Prof Penguin
"SEND DARIUS DOLLARIUS TO THE PENIS EXPLOSION CHAMBER AND HAVE HIS PENIS EXPLODED IMMEDIATELY!" - Goku
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"You interrupted my teleportation ya bitchazoid." - Uncle Sloppy
"Yo Mr. Blazer, its me b!tch!" - RW.
"Larry." - Larry
"I think the other 166 bombs fell into the Mariana Trench." - Definitely an atom bomb
"I don't know how to park a rocket." - Frostbite
"Ligma balls." - GrapeJuice
"I am piss." - Shadowdoor
"No weed = no unemployed." - Gnewborn Gnome
"How it feels to eat Four Gum." - robopenguin
"Oh my gyattness." - Limey
"He does not have lungs so he cannot smoke weed." - x333x
"TRY THE DAMN WEED." - stupid guy
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"Sad." - Banana Bozo
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"I am piss." - Shadowdoor
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"Hello I Like Fish, I like men." - Seaweed
"I'm here to eat your kids." - S0D4ST34L
"I definitely Fish." - heavy webie
"Now I'm in Jail." - Grandpa
"That's what the kids call 'Epic Fail'" - Robert FARTenheimer
"Happy Kill People Thursday." - Kiwi
"That is my Skyrim Wife." - BEES
"PAINIS ON MY AINIS!" - ChicaTheGamer
"I was in Seattle the other day and saw GabeN. He said that he'll release HL3 if you guys don't get any crits against me." - chaos
"The Piss Platform is ready." - Greeko
"GOD WE NEED TO RTV FROM THIS AGONY!" - Keres
"Good guess, but your balls are gone." - Pumpkin Head Gal
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"I am now Honse." Alleyway!!
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"Why are there Cats meowing?" - Fluffy
"Hawk Tuah." - Gnatbinary