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WHOOOOOOOAH *dies* 28 Jan @ 10:42pm

As a Yakuza fan, I thought it was nothing but necessary to go to Japan to live the same life as Kiryu-Chan. Upon arriving, I was dreadful. There was no funny eye patch man, and the real yakuza blew out my kneecaps. I limped over to a local massage parlor (in hopes of going on a cool journey like Majima did in Yakuza 0). They looked at me and said "What the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing, this is not a doctor, we're calling immediate help" when I was in that ambulance, I understood what it meant to be Yakuza, and I look foward to returning to Japan to go beast style (Yakuza 0 - Yakuza Kiwami 1) and defeat the guys who shot my knees.

ImBossik 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:23am

Hi I would like to exchange with you TK I'm just starting to play you 2

Goro 22 Nov, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Hello idiot. Oh, I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile and I didn't realize you were a lady (and a beautiful one at that). I try my best ti respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PC and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, Overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. Add me D$DDY_SEX69. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.

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justanaboveaverageguy 25 Jun, 2019 @ 3:54pm

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Proth 10 Jun, 2018 @ 8:56pm

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Songbird 24 May, 2018 @ 4:08am

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Proth 12 May, 2018 @ 2:46am

hey you asked me to let you know when this game was available for sale https://steamproxy.com/steamstore/app/644570/agecheck?snr=1_5_9__300

have fun my dude

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Goro 13 Jan, 2018 @ 8:46pm

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Wesley 21 Oct, 2016 @ 2:55pm

one time i saw leprechaun smoking crack outside of vons

GamingGrandpa957 11 Sep, 2016 @ 11:42pm

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GamingGrandpa957 11 Sep, 2016 @ 11:38pm

I sexually identify as a Pawn Star. Ever since I never knew what was gonna come through that door, I dreamed of working with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. People say to me that a person being a Pawn Star is impossible and that I'm not an expert, but I don't care, I'm Rick Harrison. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a story, a price and 21 years of learning onto my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Rick Harrison" and respect my right to call up a buddy of mine and give you my best offer. If you can't accept me you're a Hossiphobe and need to check your pawn privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

ScaredCamper 29 Mar, 2016 @ 10:21pm

Sen you an Offer ABT the Strange Conchehor

its back in the saddle again 12 Mar, 2016 @ 10:11am

hi

Andersson 3 Mar, 2016 @ 4:22am

hey do you sell your industrial festivizer?

WHOOOOOOOAH *dies* 18 Jan, 2016 @ 3:26pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZZDr7rTLS4

Mannbots 18 Jul, 2015 @ 6:30pm

Oh haha, looked on TF2 outpost and it was a trade a long time ago. You were selling a hat but i had a hat that you looked into but you already sold your hat and I already sold my hat. That's what I wanted to ask about and why I sent the invitation. But now since i noticed the trade was over and knew my hat was already sold and yours was sold too, you can do whatever with the request since it was a misunderstanding. Thanks :)

Mannbots 17 Jul, 2015 @ 4:50pm

Interested in item and has a question, so sent invitation. :)

GamingGrandpa957 17 Jul, 2015 @ 12:35pm

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Nicolai 28 May, 2015 @ 8:46pm

uhh are you still buying Steaming L'inspecteur for 11 Keys?

Nicolai 27 May, 2015 @ 7:33pm

uhmmm bro add me?

Nicolai 24 May, 2015 @ 8:11pm

Steaming L'inspecteur for 11 Keys

WHOOOOOOOAH *dies* 8 May, 2015 @ 12:49pm

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zzobi 8 Apr, 2015 @ 6:57pm

Post this on the profiles of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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69 we have done it

Jalaxed 27 Mar, 2015 @ 3:59pm

I am trading a few items, http://trade.tf/user/mybot/trades/76561198054230304 .

Powered by http://trade.tf .

SVYeaha 6 Mar, 2015 @ 9:49pm

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If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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LolEthan

:) 29 Jan, 2015 @ 3:46pm

+rep faster than most men out there

GamingGrandpa957 22 Jan, 2015 @ 1:57pm

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (◠‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

GamingGrandpa957 20 Jan, 2015 @ 9:03pm

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GamingGrandpa957 15 Jan, 2015 @ 9:14pm

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If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Farándula 11 Dec, 2014 @ 4:57pm

+Rep cool and fast trader!

76561197981757806 26 Nov, 2014 @ 12:24pm

Hey,sorry for trouble you. I unbox my first unusual,but i noob in tf2,and i need your help.Check please my unusual,it good or bad unusual?and maybe you know price?and i could trade with you?
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Shiaholic 20 Nov, 2014 @ 8:42pm

sent request for snack attack

76561198013786103 13 Nov, 2014 @ 12:10pm

need?
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£Dst • DS S>unusual 4 Nov, 2014 @ 4:56pm

Hey,sorry for trouble you. I unbox my first unusual,but i noob in tf2,and i need your help.Check please screenshot,it good or bad unusual?and maybe you know price? i could trade with you?
http://imgur-lite.net/5f3z4c/