+rep Founded the Australian branch of the KKK, also the Weightmaxxing gold medalist for Australia at the Olympics

now ᶜᵃˡᶜᵘˡᵃᵗᶦⁿᵍ: Weight (Fat: All) ───────────⚪──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► ⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹ ᵏᵍ /⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹ ᵏᵍ⠀───○ 🍔

now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊

wn a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

NO POOKIE WOOKIE IM SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME

if time travel was invented this man would travel back to 1945 and solo every other time traveller to defend his ideology