HEY JACK, IT'S ME CRAIG,

I know you've been sneaking around with Simon with the neck brace that works at Greggs behind my back! Rebecca-May told me on Saturday when we were throwing rocks at ducks in the park.

You can FORGET doing that thing with your finger you keep on about! I was going to treat you to a ASDA broccoli casserole tonight you PIG! Forget it! And just when you were learning to talk correctly you had to go and throw it all away! GOODBYE FOREVER

Hi Jack it's your lover, Craig. What a wild ride the past 12 years has been. Anything your Downs can do, my Aspergers can do better.. My Aspergers can do anything better than you. Haha remember that song we used to sing.

Anyway don't be a stranger. P.S I received that box of chocolates shaped like your genitalia. Ask them to make them bigger next time.

Hi there Jack, I just messaged you 30 seconds ago, you must not have got it. How are you doing? Lets play the Sims when you have time. Your best buddy. Craig.

Hey again, we've got on so well. Your downsyndrome matches my aspergers like two pieces of a puzzle. You're the coolest friend a boy could ever have.

Hey, you seem rather disabled. Can I add you as a friend.

I'm playing the sims so F U