Guess what: I'm a woman

I've been using 4chan for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well.

Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day too.

Y(Parry), RB + HoldY and Joystick down (Upper Slash 2), YY PauseY(Aerial RaveB) followed with releasing Y (Perfect Judgement cut), RB + Joystick down and up + B (Trick Down) then RB+Joystick Down and up + Y (Void Slash), LB to summon doppelganger, RB moving forward + Y (Rapid Slash) while in Rapid Slash do RB + Back to Forward + X (Heavy Rain Blades), when sword is sheathed Right D-pad (Haste Doppleganger) then YYY Pause then Spam Y (Yamato Combo B) then X(Mirage Blade) whilst releasing Y (Perfect Judgement Cut) then B (teleport to enemy) then RB+MoveBack+Y(Aerial Rave) Switch to Beowulf RB+MoveBack+Y (Beast Uppercut) with RB+Move to Side+A(Sidestep) then RB+Forward+Y (Lunar Phase) followed with RB+Back to Forward+Y(Kick 13) and hold it down then right after, Y(StarFall), Switch to Mirage Edge then RB+Back to Forward+Y(Drive) then time RB+Back to forward+X (Heavy Rain Blades) then RB+Forward Y(Stinger) Then do SSS Taunt. Taunt and taunt ends RB+Forward+Y+B(Judgement cut end)

An efficient brain will never remember the image of an apple, but instead features of how to remember the apple.

Remembering the exact look from one angle of an object so well that you can visualize it is a waste of brain capacity.

This is how facial recognition AI works. It can not reconstruct the face well, but often even tell identical twins apart.

Seems like a useless skill. Why would you want to see an apple rotating in your head?

You can't show that to anyone, and it doesn't help you.

So, I went to the beach that makes you old. The beach that makes you old. Yeah man, the beach that makes you old. I gotta tell you about this beach, it made me old. Look at me man, I'm old as hell - and it's 'cause I went to the beach that makes you old. Wait, actually I think it's the rocks on the beach not the beach itself. Something to do with the cliffs? Had to swim through coral to get out. But I'm still old. Man, man, I don't know I just got old! I don't know what to tell you. I wasn't old and now I'm old. I think it was cuz I went to the beach that makes you old. You want to see for yourself? You can go to the beach if you want. But you'll get old. Look at how f**kin' old I am. You will get old - You will! Okay man, but don't say I didn't warn you about getting old. Jamie, pull up the directions to the beach that makes you old. Good luck man.

at everyone,
Please DO NOT post nicocado to the server. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male friends would need to see that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a reacts (especially considering it will make you want to post more). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

This is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ post. to some fat ♥♥♥♥ on an island nine miles southwest of South City named "Android 19".
I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about the aftermath of ANY of you 19 fans that feel sorry for this greasy ♥♥♥♥!
You fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting:
Ass-smelling
Blob
Ki-drinking
Energy-thieving
Cabbage-Patch Face having
Dr. Robotnik looking
Non-vegetable eating
Cook with a Mr. Satan grill just to drink out the drip tray
Hungry-Hungry Hippo
Planet
Pretending to have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thyroid problem
Whale slash Free Willy
Part bus
Yokozuna
Go to Big Mouth but put everything on it
Michelin Man

I know there's gonna be a lot of people out there calling me a bully, well guess what?
I'm not! I just don't feel sorry for fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ people, especially fat ♥♥♥♥♥ who sit there all day gorge and eat, and get energy for absolutely nothing!
While a bunch of sorry ♥♥♥♥♥ like yourself play into it!
You don't like what the ♥♥♥♥ I'm saying? Then ♥♥♥♥ YOU!