My chest created a pain only comparable to an appendix burst about an hour ago

I accepted my fate, I saw nothing on the other side, and was fine with that

I then let out the most beautiful fart ever orchestrated and the pain vanished

I live to see another sunrise

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Age of Empires II: Definitive Edition

60,5 h en estas 2 semanas
198 h registradas
última sesión: 22 NOV
Age of Empires II: Definitive Edition

Today I was in a spelling bee and I was told to spell out Goat. As soon as I heard this, I didn’t hesitate. “A-N-D-R-E-W T-A-T-E” Confetti fell, and I had WON! All my teachers went to their knees and begged to marry me. My money went up by $10 million! Thank you TOP G🙏

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Before I knew about Andrew Tate, I was nothing. A loser even. One day my homie said, “Hey do you know the Top G?”. I said no, so he turned on one of his podcasts. His words inspired me to turn my life around & become an alpha male. I now have 7 girlfriends & an orange Bugatti. 🙏