Recent reviews by J

Grendel and Follie

I'd rather stare at my Joker figure than leave a red imprint on my face playing what feels like an invitation to Jeffrey's island in ♥♥♥♥ from Ass: The VR Experience

Read my lips: I. CAN'T. PICK. THAT. UP.
<choke> <sob>

I spent 30 minutes reading the open-source licenses (which are shoddily copied and pasted) and then I went on for 4 hours grinding Grand Trad with the Mage hero passive

Minos's labyrinth does not hold up to the amount of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mazes I have to cruise just to buy some Doritos at the local supermarket

Still not bitten.

I don't know what to tell you. It's PEAK.

I refuse to lie in the face of defeat of the matching game I couldn't beat at the age of 4

Why are W ♥♥♥♥?

Putting aside (some of) the slob anime trope writing, the message is still loud and clear throughout the whole 80 hours of The Journey and the additional 30 hours brought by the accompanying chapter, The Answer (now reverted back to its Japanese title for the remake, Episode Aigis (do not play this chapter if you hate nonstop dungeon crawling)). I wouldn't be where I stand today without this game. Also, it looks damn pretty for an Unreal game with NPR visuals.