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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 8:44am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 9:19am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 9:29am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 9:00pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 12:23pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2016 @ 11:18am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 9:44am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 11:00am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 12:26pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 2:39pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 3:27pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 11:26am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 8:23pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 8:07pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 10:49am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 8:13pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 11:18am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 9:56am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 2:44pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 2:24pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 7:02pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 10:40am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 11:17am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 10:26am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 12:41pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 11:42am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 2:11pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 10:25am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 1:26pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 2:52pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 7:43pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 9:29am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 2:35pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 9:29am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 1:32pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 10:43am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 1:45pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 2:41pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 10:24am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 9:47am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 8:46pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 8:46am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 10:33am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 9:32am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 12:32pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 11:49am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 10:56am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 6:46pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 1:23pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 8:51am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 12:10pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 9:43am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 3:01pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 12:47pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 12:29pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 8:24pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 9:51pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 11:41pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 12:42pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 3:03pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 8:04am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 9:34pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 11:13am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 10:57am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 4:18pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 11:15pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 11:31am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 9:53am



Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
21 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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