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[FDB.GOV] Uncle Vance

jonas

Vastra Gotaland, Sweden

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hello mario.

"Skjut dig själv lugi" -Mönkey

"Jävla idiot spelar tf2 varje gång man ska spela något med han." -Vodrac30

"Fattigaste asiaten i hela världen. Han har inte ens råd med ris jävla chong." -Bwite

HEY BOZO. USE MY TRADE LINK INSTEAD OF ADDING ME. I AM NOT ACCEPTING RANDOM INVITES.

Frequently plays Team Fortress 2. Engineer main.

Chronic pipe smoker.

Eight bacon cheeseburgers. Slopped in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grease cheese and bacon and six ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ corndogs. All drenched in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise and smash it with some beer. Oh yeah. Oh. Oh. Time to drench this babies with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loads of mayonnaise. Ha ha ha ha ha. Number one. Oh yeah, look at that baby drenched. Number two. Oh. Yeah. Oof. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ use this whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jar of mayonnaise. Number three. Oof. Oh. Number four, oh. Oof. Damn. Oh, ♥♥♥♥. Oof. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Number five, oh, oof, ♥♥♥♥. Oh. Yeah, man. Just load of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ greasy ass bacon cheeseburgers drenched in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise. Number five, i mean number six. Oh. Number ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seven, oh, ♥♥♥♥. Damn. Oh. Number eight, as the finale burger, ha ha ha ha ha. Oh. Lots of fat ass mayonnaise for my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hairy ass gut you're about to see me glutton out on. Oof. There goes almost whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jar of mayonnaise. Look at that. Oh. I have to save some for my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ corndogs. Oh. Oh. Greasy ass bacon burgers drenched in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnase, oh ♥♥♥♥, i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drenched the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loads of mayonnase, almost a full jar.

-Jesus Christ

PC Specs: AMD Ryzen 5 3600X @3.8 GHz, Gigabyte X57 Aorus Elite, RTX 2070 super, 32 Gb RAM @3200 MHz

Yes I have 700+ hours on Trainz Simulator 2012.

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I main the funny cowboy guy from Team Fortress 2

Medic, Soldier and Heavy are also fun.

F.A.Q.

What are your specs?
Read my bio.

Why do you smoke pipes?
Pipe smoking is something of a dying art in recent time, a time which many of us are struggling to live through. I see pipes as a relic of an old world that our's once was, and although I never lived through those times I appreciate for what they were, and I feel like engaging in the pipe hobby would be the closest I'll ever get to experiencing that old world.

Tl;dr I'm not just in it for the nicotine

What type of tobacco do you smoke?
I'm very simple when it comes to tobacco blends, my preferred type of tobacco is anything that's burley based. However, I do enjoy a wide variety of tobacco like virginias, perique, latakia, and so on.

Top favorite blends you enjoy?
Daily smoke: Brobergs Burley and Greve Hamilton
Burley blend: Cobblestone Outdoors Hiking
Virginia blend: Peterson Deluxe Navy Rolls
English blend: Peterson Old Dublin
Aromatic blend: Solani Blue and Mac Baren Mixture: Scottish Blend

Favorite drink to consume while smoking?
Depends on what I'm smoking, if it's a Burley blend I drink coffee, if it's an aromatic I choose tea,
if it's a Virginian I pair it with a soft drink or something citrus, etc.

Opinions on cigars?
Would gladly smoke one.

Opinions on aromatics?
I always prefer a blend that contains little to no topping or casing even, but I do like me a good aromatic that doesn't give tongue bites. Currently my top 3 favorite aromatic blends are Solani's Blue Label, Gawith & Hoggarth's Kendal Black Cherry and Mac Baren's Original Choice.

Favorite franchise besides TF2?
Pokémon, specifically Gens 1 - 7.

How long have you been playing TF2?
I created Steam just to play TF2, so I've been playing since 2014 - have had a few lengthly breaks between 2017 and up 2021.

Why the hell is your casual rank still in first tier despite having over 1k hours on TF2?
Up until 2023 I've been exclusively playing community servers ever since the meet your match update. Pair with the fact that I've been taking breaks since jungle inferno as well.

Least favorite thing about Sweden?
Absurd taxes.

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Yes I have 700 hours on Trainz Simulator 2012.

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!

I DON'T ACCEPT RANDOM INVITES! IK YOU'RE TRYING TO SCAM ME.

AND I AM ESPECIALLY NOT ACCEPTING IF YOU WANT TO JUST TRADE WITH ME, USE MY TRADE LINK INSTEAD. THANKS!

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