Recent reviews by JK-47

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Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Jayson Christopher Tatum... honey, my pookie bear, the green mamba. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes.
Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great father, and Deuce is very lucky to have you as his dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first got drafted and after watching you play at Duke it was the best day ever. But a tear fell from my right eye when I watched the Celtics lose the 2022 finals because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted to see you win the finals.

Then in 2023, you almost made the greatest comeback ever, but then once again sadly fell short to the Miami Heat.
This year my sweet baby boy might finally do it, after the Celtics traded for Kristaps Porzingus and our former enemy Jrue Holiday who I now love. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but now in 2024 you can make history happen. You can win the finals. That day I will be crying tears of joy, bawling even, and I hear my glorious king exclaim these words,
"BOSTON, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world.
And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king,
Jayson Christopher Tatum 💚🐍

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