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Recent reviews by Balloon Animal

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48.4 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
I finally got my letter.
Posted 10 February, 2023.
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2,619.1 hrs on record (55.3 hrs at review time)
Save yourself.
Posted 25 November, 2020. Last edited 12 March, 2024.
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35.5 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
Feels like Elite Dangerous, but on foot. 10/10

The amount of things this game does as little jokes, references, or just for fun is amazing. Delivering a companion cube, Norman Reedus giving you a dirty look, or even a punch, to the player for staring too closely at him. It feels nostalgic for a time where you played video games to have fun.
Posted 16 August, 2020. Last edited 16 August, 2020.
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35.7 hrs on record (14.2 hrs at review time)
Finally.
Posted 3 July, 2020.
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401.8 hrs on record (158.9 hrs at review time)
Good.
Posted 16 December, 2019.
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979.1 hrs on record (497.9 hrs at review time)
It's aite.
Posted 2 July, 2019.
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5 people found this review helpful
10.5 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
One of my favorite games of all time. Don't let the low playtime fool you. I played it probably 50 times longer on Xbox 360. I tried to beat it on every difficulty, find all the collectibles, and get all upgrades. The final boss fight is BRUTAL. It was the one fight I had a really hard time with.

Also, if I ever win the lottery I'm funding Brutal Legend 2 myself.
Posted 2 March, 2019.
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1,398.8 hrs on record (820.1 hrs at review time)
DE is a shell of it's former self. They release buggy, broken updates year after year, and outright ignore player feedback. Sometimes I feel like they don't add QoL updates to Warframe just to spite it's playerbase. Players will give reasonable and constructive feedback or a suggestion and they'll not just ignore it, but avoid that solution by any means possible. I just don't understand. It's like they think if they take player feedback, and make changes based off that, that it wont be their game anymore. DE used to let the game grow around the players, such as the melee sliding movement which turned into the parkour system we have today. Now, they're an overprotective parent, not allowing it to grow.

So, the game has hit this point where it's just you, and the wheel. They put up a new poster every once in awhile just for something nice to look at it. But you'll always be stuck in the same room, turning the wheel.
Posted 11 February, 2017. Last edited 28 November, 2020.
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11 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
36.6 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
KOTOR is one of my favorite games from my childhood. The storyline is great and the gameplay is great. This is the original Mass Effect.

Pros:
  • Highly customizable characters apart from the preset faces.
  • Light and dark sides choices. branching story
  • Long and interesting storyline
  • A lot of areas to explore
  • Modding adds even more experiences

Cons:
  • Cant continue your story after you beat the game, except for loading an earlier save.
  • Not a lot of classes to choose from
  • Game's a little buggy for Windows 7+

Overall this game is great. If you've never played this game before you are in for a treat.
Posted 3 May, 2015. Last edited 4 May, 2015.
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