Recent reviews by Har Har Rat

This is a reasonably good and pretty tight SHMUP similar to the ones from Psikyo or Cave etc. Yes, its made in japan and yes, its not made in the 80s, but in 2010s. So if you like SHMUPS this one is one of the better contenders on Steam. Even if you're not interested in SHMUPS at all, check out the Promo Video, its pure gold if you grew up watching japanese cartoons.

On my first play I thought this was buggy, as I could move but not see anything. Then on later date I caught on to the actual mechanic, which is dying to pave the way for future tries. Yes there is a 'die' button. Very usesful on at that as well. Overall, decent but not earth shattering.

This is probably the dumbest game I've played in a long time. In the future crabs fight esa life with lazers in an organized reality show death match. Yes, that is the plot. Controls suck. Combat is random. And its not that pretty.

This is an excellent retro platformer. Very early 8bit in visuals and with very catchy music (every level has a different tune), remember to learn the save state/spot mechanic, it'll save some frustration and precious lives.

Its a jump-scare game! And pretty good at that. There's not really much game here however, as you can click lights on and look at a monitor from different cameras, seems all very random. But the jump scare I got was pretty good, so yeah, give it shot.

I havent really played any mobile games, but as far as I understand this is primarily a mobile game. Having said that I really really enjoyed this, so I guess the people playing on phones know their stuff. I think there was a free to play mechanic, but I didn't bother with it (I never do) and the difficulty progression was spot on. I did not however finish this ever as I think it was three levels before the end I got stumped in a circular level and I just couldn't figure out how to place my towers so effectively that they'd clear the stage. So, good presentation, thoughtful level design and enough difficulty to satisfy your towery defensey needs, HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

This game is AWESOME! It's a tight contra run'n'gun, with easy mode being reasonable in the challenge department. I have not played past level 2 yet, but so far it's been awesome. Oh and the music is excellent.

Brilliant. I cried.

EDIT: when writing this I was still hoping that japan could do something right for once. Like a military scifi story. Nope, there's a pervy version of this (no I have not played that) and the steam version is the one without pervy bits. Considering the amount of age play this game has (and I boned the blueskinned chick in mass effect, same deal), its definitely over pervy if you just want military scifi. Then again, its japan, and while this isn't macross or legend of galactic heroes, its still decent military scifi.

This was nice. At first I thought it was a remake of a dos game (I think that one was crystal cavers, but can't remember for sure), but it's an original game. It's basically a pixel art rogue like platformer. You have sword and you can jump around on a platforming map that looks like it's out of hack. Overall, it control decent, it's hard and I'd say quite pretty so I'm giving a thumbs up for this.