It was all a ruse you pathetic little ant! For you see I, the landlord, was the MASTERMIND the ENTIRE TIME! Every single thing that’s happened to you over the last 24 hours was orchestrated by ME and my INSANE mind!

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TEETH LEFT, it's- it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you're dead, you're dead.

Of course then someone will invariably ask me but why burgers? Well, the postmodern types seemed to correctly identify the a priori answer to the question of burgers, but they bloody well defined the problem too narrowly. The problem is bloody well bigger than burgers, it's WAY bigger than that as far as I've been able to tell! It seems to me that Derrida who was the main trickster in my estimation, bloody well knew burgers were not the answer, but the clinical literature is very clear, burgers are the meaning behind the king. It's like, no you can't have a king without a burger. We've known that for like 50 years man. It's not even remotely true.

+rep, add me

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.