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💙 ♫ 💃 wagon train forms a circle, and a campfire is lit in the middle. After
🍆 ♫ 💗 everyone has gone to sleep two lone cavalry officers stand watch over the
⛳ ♫ 😺 camp.
🐊 ♫ 👾 After several hours of quiet, they hear war drums starting from
🌋 ♫ 💛 a nearby Indian village they had passed during the day. The drums get
🐠 ♫ 👽 louder and louder.
🐝 ♫ 🕺 Finally one soldier turns to the other and says, "I don't like
🍖 ♫ 🌽 the sound of those drums."
🎽 ♫ 🐛 Suddenly, they hear a cry come from the Indian camp: "IT'S
🌂 ♫ 🌏 NOT OUR REGULAR DRUMMER." 📗👃🐟
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