Fun match ;)

caught this man plowing my cat. she's just a poor little kitty. i tried stopping him but he whispered "the dog is next and you're gonna watch, bud." i cried as he laughed in my face. a true hero in my opinion he helped me with my flat tire after he finished ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my animals. A real giga chad

-rep zero awareness, dude couldn't hit the broadside of a barn either.

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master betrayal

+rep I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend last week. I’m still pissed about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine. Subscribed, and I would really love to see a review on the baconator from wendy’s thanks.