We both know thats not true. I'd eat you up straight away if i ever got the chamce.

-rep does not love kebab (I am kebab)

+rep loves kebab

glad you liked my nudes bbg

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Omg gay anton

MR ANT-ON

OMG BAB YOU ARE SO UNPOPULAR I HAVE MORE PAGES OF COMMENTS THAN YOU

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I started talking to a girl a couple months ago after we met at a buddy's birthday party, his 18th. Anyway we were talking and stuff and getting on great. I got a little drunk and checked my phone at some point and she saw I had snapchat and asked if she could add me so she did, put her name in and whatnot. Anyway fast forward an hour and she's sat on my lap while me and a few friends are all sat round a table. Anyway the next day I get a message on Facebook from a guy saying looks like you've won and all that stuff saying treat her well and that she's an amazing girl and that, I didn't even know what to say because although she was very attractive, I wasn't looking for a relationship as I had a lot of family problems going on and didn't have the state of mind. That's about it really.

He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.

professional autist

INFESTED

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Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der BRD!

Die besten 50€ die ich jemals für Nacktbilder bezahlt habe. +rep

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Hope you have a great day

Have a wonderful weekend！

pepe enlarged

Enjoy your weekend

Yea :/. Atleast the steam point shop is here to stay, already bought some animated backgrounds :)

A pity the gold profile only lasts for the duration of the summer sale.

Yea, definitely the best one yet :D

Love the golden profile

The sun is shining, have a great day.

Hope you doing well! Wish you the best!

My fellow Americans, due to the overwhelming amount of Black squares teenage girls are posting on Instagram, the supreme court has decided end racism completely. We did not think you would go to such extreme measures but you have very much proved your point. The Military will be told to stand down just please stop. Thank you

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you are actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the head dude

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☛ 10 ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ɴɪɴᴊᴀ x
☛ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴋᴏꜱᴍᴏꜱ
ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ☛ ᴀᴇɢɪꜱ ᴅᴇꜰᴇɴᴅᴇʀꜱ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴀᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ ɪɴ 2ʜ-ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ɪᴛ ᴏɴ ʜᴜᴍʙʟᴇ ʙᴜɴᴅʟᴇ, ɴᴏᴡ ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ

Have a nice weekend!

Fry: 🐝 Have 🏓 you 🎽 ever 📗 been 👃 in ⛳ love? 🍖 Worm 👔 Mayor: 🏀 No, 🎍 I 💛 thought 🍆 I 🥒 was 🌏 once, 🌸 but 🚕 then 📒 I 🌋 remembered 💎 our 📗 🐊 species 🌂 reproduces 🕺 with 💛 a 💃 cloud 🍧 of 🔋 spores.

Have a great weekend!

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