im having a poo

[Verse 1]
Uh, open up the potions, pop!
It's my mine come on, mine it up!
Hear a hiss behind the door and the night begins
Creepers done this before, I never let 'em in
Pack up your inventory, 'n' we can go out
Bring some extra food so that you don't starve
Sometimes you forget torches
And you gotta bring your pickaxe
Yeah, you know where we goin'
Sometimes you forget torches

[Chorus]
Welcome to my mine, we are mining diamonds
We ain't gonna strip mine
We don't have to fight mobs
Welcome to my mine
Play that noteblock nicely
Show me all those emeralds
We don't gotta dodge lava (pause)
Welcome to my mine, welcome to my mine

[Verse 2]
When it comes and you know that you wanna stay
Block dirt, let's start mining those real things
Keep those swords in our hands, and open up those potions
Let's fight those mobs, come on slash away
Sometimes you forget torches
And you gotta bring a pickaxe
Yeah, we know where we going
Sometimes you forget torches

[Chorus]
Welcome to my mine, we are mining diamonds
We don't gotta strip mine, we don't have to fight mobs
Welcome to my mine,play that noteblock nicely
Show me all those emeralds,we don't gotta dodge lava... (pause)
Welcome to my mine, welcome to my...

[Verse 3]
Welcome to my strip mine, the mine, the cave, the crack
My mine is your mine, treating it right
Sorry if my mine don't have the gold
As soon as I dig down I will find more of that
Oh, my goodness, what is that?
Azul brillante, guapo, so we're going to mine that
I think I know what that is
O.M.G it's diamonds!

[Chorus]
Welcome to my mine, we will mine diamonds
We don't gotta strip mine
We don't gotta fight mobs
Welcome to my mine, play that noteblock nicely
Show me all those emeralds
We don't gotta dodge lava
Welcome to my mine, welcome to my mine, welcome to my mine

[Outro]
Hah, yeah!

When I see Aui_2000 playing Visage or Chen, my hand unconsciously moves to my Rod of Atos. As I gently caress my Rod, I become in-tune with Aui. I can feel my MMR rising just by observing his micro skills. As his micro intensifies, I start sweating and panting uncontrollably. I cannot contain my horny level much longer. After 35 excruciating minutes of holding it in, it finally happens; an in-game purchase of Rod of Atos by Aui_2000 himself. Overcome by ecstasy, I start shouting unintelligible things as my nipples explode with delight.

Hello everyone this is Sing Sing's Doctor Yu Sik ♥♥♥. I'm sorry to interrupt your spam but please let SingSing know that his test results came positive for Super-Ebola. I am prescribing him two teaspoons of ♥♥♥ a day and plenty of bed rest, with no heavy exertion. That means no jerkerino the donger SingSing, Doctor's orders. This message is only for Sing so please no copy pastarino. Thank you and have a nice day.

Suddenly, EE lunged forward, faster than a 6.83 enchantress, kissing Aui. Aui let out a surprised "MMmphh", his lips sealed tight against the adventurous tongue of EternalErection. Despite his intentions, he felt himself kissing EternalErection back. EE licked the backs of Aui's teeth, claiming a gentle moan from Aui.

"Oh... h-hey Alison," Arteezy shuffled nervously. Alison stood in front of him skipping rope, her sundress billowing sensually in the wind. "Hey Artour!" she giggled. "Wanna see me skip rope?" Arteezy could barely contain himself. "S-sure! I'd love to see you do it, lemme see you skip-skip... baka." Alison jumped up and down, her prepubescent breasts jiggling ever so subtly. Arteezy felt a tingling in his loins. He rubbed his eyes... 'WATI ur nto alilsfon ur eternalnfevny FU K OFS''

"♥♥♥♥ me Arteezy-sama... ♥♥♥♥ me like how Emiya Shirou ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Acturia Pendragon in the Fate scenario from ????/??????" whispered EternalEnvy, his legs splayed out with his back facing Artour. "Man shut the ♥♥♥♥ up with your Chinese cartoons double-E... now I'm all soft again", complained Artour. "Ok. I got this." Artour began furiously massaging his soft and turgid member. "Yung Lean... Kyoto... Hand of Midas... Bottle crow... yes! We're back in business boys!", he exclaimed, his manhood standing proudly erect and vascular. But Eternal Envy had already left. "We ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lost..." said Artour, disappointedly.

“I'm sorry senpai” Artour tells the dejected Envy who is dressed in full Naga Siren cosplay, “you're just not her”. A glint of hope appears in his eyes when Envy replies “no... but perhaps I can be...” as he casts Mirror's Image and Activates his Manta Style. Six glorious images of his senpai stand before him, each holding their throbbing manhood in one midas'ed hand. “We did it boys...” whispers Artour in awe as he takes them all at once, no donger left unattended. “Finally...” Artour sighs, “I'm six-slotted...”

The room is quiet as RTZ studies. After finishing a section, Artour decides to take a break, settling on Aui's stream. Arteezy pulls out his dong and tries to get off, but to no avail. "My boy is sad without a midas," Artour sighs. Just as he is about to put little Artour away, EE comes out of the closet. EE is in full morphling cosplay with schnitzel in hand. RTZ looks at EE's schnitzel and notices the hand has a golden shine. "M-M-Midas!" Artour shouts as he and EE ♥♥♥ all over each other

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately". Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through". I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this kid gave me cancer anyway.

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