Recent reviews by Brandon No.2

Have you seen a crab get depression?
Would you like to?

This soulslike's got parries, enemy variety, a unique approach to gearing and equipment based off of the fact that you are a crab. You fight the god of trash and he's a business bro. it's got a genuinely compelling story and a protagonist that ♥♥♥♥♥ up several times because he understandably wants to go home and veg out.

10/10 soulslike, never put a single point in umami

parrying makes you explode and briefly transform into a blender.
The game puts you in bullet time to let you watch yourself gib dozens of skeletons, zombies and peasants at a leisurely pace.
This game is like if Doomguy was stripped naked, put in a medieval peasant's idea of hell, and told to have fun.
GO PLAY THIS GAME

I was able to fill my entire board with an immortal army of self healing Big Berries and still ate ♥♥♥♥ at the final battle due to a piece of cardboard with some pointy rocks glued on.
10/10 game with insane build potential

Tried to commit vehicular manslaughter after grappling someone and got shot for most of my health by a weeb. 10/10

if you use a shield >6 players will automatically spawn near you to kick you to death.
Good game though.

this game is great. a lot of people say that just because it's similar to spelunky, it doesn't deserve anything. but it's a great game, with a wealth of bosses, variety of classes, and fun gameplay.

and a bunch of references to the yogscast, just in case.

A great rogue-like game, random gameplay every time, and a host of great characters to guarantee a fun time every time someone plays.

A great game, in my opinion, the people at chucklfish games did a great job of making this a solid game. no glitches, great gameplay and in no way a bad game.