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ㅤ* What did the plumber say when he wanted to divorce his wife?
Sorry, but it's over, Flo!
ㅤ* If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.
ㅤ* Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath. This made him ... what? (This is so bad it's good...) a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!