Recent reviews by RocketLLama

I wish I could die when I turned 33 (last year)

good game

I'm pretty biased as a healer main--but this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome. Has almost every archetype I've ever healed as.

the best one out there

Can't believe I haven't reviewed this yet. This is a top tier survivor-like. I keep coming back to 20MTD every few months for another run. One of the most polished and themed of these types of games out there. Worth every penny.

oh boy.... this one... really really really needs to cook. Hold off at least a year on this one. Runs horribly on topend hardware. The combat is just.... oh boy, I really don't even want to get started on the combat. It's like they wanted to recreate DayZ combat (already awful) but worse.

This is a game that definitely should not have released in early access.... barely playable and really giving a bad impression of the game.

Lore and dialogue seems okay so far, but this is not even close to ready to playable.

Unique experience with so much soul. I consider myself pretty versed in the world of weird cryptids and folklore and this game showed me a few new things I had never heard about. Fairly short but in the 'tell your story and move on' type of way that I enjoy.

good game. be small, act big. thump up

I remember young RocketLLama, a kid playing Total War: Medieval 2 for the first time after school, absolutely enthralled, learning about cavalry tactics, troop formations, and hammer and anvil for the first time.

I remember at roughly the same time period discovering the depth and glory of the Warhammer world, fantasy and 40k both, and being absolutely stunned at the amount of worldbuilding and writing that had gone into the shared world.

I remember the years passing by, and all the games in between. All the victories, all the losses, all the arguments with my friends about why so-and-so is a fool for firing artillery too early or wheeling out their heavy cav too soon. I remember the release of Total War: Warhammer (almost a decade ago also!) and being borderline giddy at the idea of all of this in the Warhammer Fantasy setting.

I remember playing with my friends for hours and hours and thinking about how cool it would be if they added X,Y,Z faction down the line (they did, all of em!)

I've legitimately been playing the Total War series for almost two decades, and reading Warhammer for about the same. As a fan of both Warhammer and the Total War series for a long time--this one might be their magnum opus. Honestly cannot review this trilogy well enough.

pretty good movie, tbh. it's hard to justify the price tags for some of these 3-5hr games, but on sale this one was worth it for sure. Pretty good story and great performances from everyone.

honestly not bad, but this game is severely punished by FromSoft's boss design. Far more frustration than reward in this ratio. Normal missions are great, but their philosophy for boss design basically boils down to "it should kill you at least twice to something you have to memorize for next time" and this ♥♥♥♥ is just honestly really old.

not every game you guys make needs to be Dark Souls bosses transplanted over :/