Can I get an extra large with cheese?


Noice


Time for an in-your-face disgrace!


Sure it's big enough, but look at the location!


Well yes, but actually no.


Dinners ready, wheres grandpa?


THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!


Ah ♥♥♥♥, here we go again.


Oh hey, i jus bouta go to bed. I know we couldn't skype tonight but, that's aright. Gnight gurl i see ya tomorrow ;) *singularity collapse*


You're breathtaking!


My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


Spooky Scary Skeletons


That has got to be the best pirate I have ever seen.


Why is the rum gone?


I'm just crackers about cheese!


Evening, Gromit


After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we'll talk about mercy. Take him away!





Well, that went as could be expected didn't it, hm?


My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.


Give me the sauce.


Zeeky Boogy Doog


Why you little...!


Hey look! A square tree!


Creeper, AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MAN!


IM HAVIN FISH TONIGHT!


I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die, and I'll silence anyone, who gets in my way!


TR=0009 Tager reporting. Assessing the situation.


I will be your end! Start Praying! Say goodbye to your friends!

BREAKING NEWS: NOT A REFERENCE.

IT'S NOT A REFERENCE, NOT BECAUSE IT WANTS TO BE, BUT BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WILL.

THIS IS NOT A REFERENCE.

I AM SERIOUS, AND DON'T CALL ME A REFERENCE.

YES, LET THE NOT A REFERENCE FLOW THROUGH YOU.

THEY ARE THE PREY AND THIS IS NOT A REFERENCE.

SWEET MOTHER OF NOT A REFERENCE.

JUST A SMALL TOWN NOT A REFERENCE.

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER NOT A REFERENCE.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE NOT A REFERENCE ONE.

THE REFERENCE SON OF THE REFERENCE SON.

TO REFERENCE, OR NOT TO REFERENCE.

I AM REFERENCE OF ASTORA, AN ADHERENT TO THE LORD OF REFERENCES. I HAVE COME TO THIS GREAT LAND, THE BIRTHPLACE OF LORD REFERENCE, TO SEEK MY VERY OWN REFERENCE!

GO OUT AND REFERENCE TO THE EXTREME.

FRANKLY, MY DEAR, I DON'T GIVE A NOT A REFERENCE.

I'M GONNA MAKE HIM A REFERENCE HE CAN'T REFUSE.

AY AY I'M REFERENCING HERE. I'M REFERENCING HERE.

HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU, NOT A REFERENCE.

Consider yourself lucky, kid. You got me to take out my sword. I was hoping it didn't have to come to this. Even I thought I wouldn't have to do this. Witness me as pull out my sword, a beautiful piece of glorious Nippon steel, folded over ten thousand times, crafted by the greatest swordmakers the land of Nippon has to offer. I have trained with this blade in several schools, but my power exceeded the strength of even their greatest masters. My techniques have been perfected through infinite training, my instincts honed by years of meditation in the far off land of Akihabara. Your depravity has doomed you to a death devoid of honor, be grateful that I at least grant you death by the blade using only 5% of my true power. *teleports behind you* Nothin' personal kid.