Progreso de Zoroark en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 8 JUL 2019 a las 22:36

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 10 JUL 2019 a las 14:34

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 10 JUL 2019 a las 15:47

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 10 JUL 2019 a las 12:28

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 9 JUL 2019 a las 13:43

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 10 JUL 2019 a las 13:19

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 10 JUL 2019 a las 15:43

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 10 JUL 2019 a las 18:32

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 12 JUL 2019 a las 9:54

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 23 NOV 2021 a las 8:19

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 23 NOV 2021 a las 13:55

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Se desbloqueó el 24 SEP 2022 a las 19:45

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 23 NOV 2021 a las 9:19

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 23 NOV 2021 a las 10:53

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Se desbloqueó el 22 NOV 2021 a las 22:21

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 22 NOV 2021 a las 21:11

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Se desbloqueó el 27 SEP 2022 a las 18:49

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 23 NOV 2021 a las 10:39

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Se desbloqueó el 4 OCT 2022 a las 21:47

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 4 OCT 2022 a las 13:29

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 23 NOV 2021 a las 10:08

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 23 NOV 2021 a las 11:22

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Se desbloqueó el 2 OCT 2022 a las 22:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 12 JUL 2019 a las 9:11

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Se desbloqueó el 25 NOV 2021 a las 20:39

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Se desbloqueó el 3 OCT 2022 a las 13:12

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 4 OCT 2022 a las 13:41

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 23 NOV 2021 a las 11:34

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 10 JUL 2019 a las 16:39

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 23 NOV 2021 a las 10:50

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 10 JUL 2019 a las 17:28

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 9 JUL 2019 a las 22:05

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Se desbloqueó el 10 JUL 2019 a las 17:50

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 8 JUL 2019 a las 21:37

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 10 JUL 2019 a las 14:15

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 10 JUL 2019 a las 18:34

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 2 OCT 2022 a las 22:41

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 23 NOV 2021 a las 8:40

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 29 DIC 2021 a las 6:15

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 23 NOV 2021 a las 13:58

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 23 NOV 2021 a las 16:10

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 24 NOV 2021 a las 10:45

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 24 NOV 2021 a las 21:15

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Se desbloqueó el 25 NOV 2021 a las 13:57

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Se desbloqueó el 25 NOV 2021 a las 21:27

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Se desbloqueó el 23 NOV 2021 a las 16:56

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 24 NOV 2021 a las 16:29

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Se desbloqueó el 25 NOV 2021 a las 10:10

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Se desbloqueó el 25 NOV 2021 a las 20:50

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Se desbloqueó el 23 NOV 2021 a las 22:18

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Se desbloqueó el 22 SEP 2022 a las 19:51

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Se desbloqueó el 10 JUL 2019 a las 12:13

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

8 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

6 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

20 / 30