+rep <3 forgave me for accidentally burning the table

-rep I want u to know that ur cute lil rebar gun made me lose all my mats u lil ♥♥♥♥ and that this is a totally true and real way to highlight a story

probably melts

hey did you know you're dating I, CATO SICARIUS, THE CAPTAIN OF THE 2ND COMPANY OF THE ULTRAMARINES, MASTER OF THE WATCH, KNIGHT CHAMPION OF MACRAGGE, GRAND DUKE OF TALASSAR, AND HIGH SUZERAIN OF ULTRAMAR, AND AS SUCH NO FOUL XENO COULD EVER HOPE TO OUTMATCH MY LEGENDARY SWORDSMAN SKILL AS FAR AS I, CATO SICARIUS, IS CONCERNED, ANYWAY.

hey did you know your girlfriend is LORD HORRIK CANOREM, SON OF HIGH KING VALORIK CANOREM, HIGH PRINCE OF HOUSE CANOREM, MASTER OF THE BLADE OF GAIA, KEEPER OF THE GATES OF LORALO, WIELDER OF THE KALORIC FLAME, BRINGER OF HOPE, HERALD OF THE HOLY ORDER OF THE ADAMANTINE LANCE, THE PALADIN OF KOTO, SLAYER OF THE LION OF ESSA, THE TRIUMPHANT! THE LIGHT OF STARS! THE ERADICATOR!

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