TENTACLED TOMFOOLERY の最近のレビュー

If it wasn't the Resident Evil franchise, I would honestly drop the game.
Resident 1 was simply unplayable because of moronic controls, so I started with RE2.
I've no idea why people would willingly play this without unlimited ammo - I am not masochistic enough.
The amount of story is 1000x less than the laps you do around the map. TWICE. I’d rather have 100+ ammo and tons of zombies to deal with than waste time looking for a book to place somewhere, only to get another item, then take a thing from that item to put somewhere else and get a USB that I need to plug into a PC (after another hour of running simulator) just to unlock 1-2 weapons. That’s not fun. Why does a police station look like a museum, btw?..........
Did not understand the idea of a big dude running after me throughout the whole game. Who's he? Why unkillable? Maybe that's explained somewhere in the notes, but after running 100,000 laps I did not have the mental capacity to read anything. The few things I did read were nothing more than "Something happened here, we’re all dying." Inspirational, informative, thought-provoking even.
I finished the first run in 6h hours with unlimited ammo dlc, 5 of which were probably just me running around the map (I am dumb and the map was hard to read).
There wasn’t much interaction between characters to understand their personalities or feel anything towards them. I run for a while, meet Ada, she says something 𝒸𝓊𝓃𝓉𝓎, I run again. Would like more cutscenes, more talking, more something else.

TL;DR gameplay meh, story blueballed me.
Unless you're a die hard fan of RE, in my opinion it's easier to just watch a playthrough. I am in the middle of the second run, but I do not think my opinion will change after I finish it.

gato!

norman the best boy.
the only cons are techno music in the club and wanky controls.
applying lipstick was the most difficult part of the game ngl.

gato

solo queuing with no role q is an experience, "we care about casual players so no role q" but somehow 'casual players' still need competitive and tournaments right away? money playerbase ahhh priorities omegalul. nothing says 'casual-friendly' quite like a team wipe by strange's portal on spawn. every 5 dps comp match feels like a self-inflicted lobotomy.

emoted in one match, got added 20 min later on discord with "was that you in mr?", got instantly ignored for not being underage. are we that desperate now, really? noppers, i'd rather incels from their mums' basements wished me cancer for not healing them once in ow than arab pedos jorkin it over my dagger's emote. i thought we already have instagram for that demographic.

good luck, girlypops. if you're into masochism and enjoy the company of the internet's bottom feeders, this game is your nirvana. i, however, saw no marvels, and the only rival here is my will to log back in.

zero out of five Infinity stones - would rather get snapped.

th’nilgrah zhai’yoth fhtagn

Never thought I'd have to say it twice in my life, but I wish it was longer.

trickster hot

adhd leaving my body when i hear rain, thunders and brown noise

no story, no narrative depth, no character arcs, no world-building, no dialogue to piece together meaning, no well-presented lore, just boobs simulator in the most god awful outfits

rtx 4070 super struggles even on empty locations lmfao, optimize your trash, baby boys donated enough

requires too much grind and money for awfully dressed bland characters, i get women faster and better dressed irl

ez incel check ig, see a guy with more than 100h in this: run