He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the world
as he who is ready to die.
-- Giacomo Leopardi
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Hope is a waking dream.
-- Aristotle
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage.
A pessimist is a married optimist.
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Tele-Parabilizing:
Morals used in everyday life that derive from TV sitcom plots:
"That's just like the episode where Jan loses her glasses!"
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
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Any road followed to its end leads precisely nowhere.
Climb the mountain just a little to test it's a mountain.
From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain.
-- Bene Gesserit proverb, "Dune"
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"How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars."
-- Steve Martin
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